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Buying a used car can be a real headache. Traipsing across miles and miles of bitumined lots trying to find that gem in the rough, hounded by sales people filling your head with over-the-top diatribe about the wonder of each and every vehicle your eyes happen to pass over. The whole thing can quickly become a nightmare, leaving you exhausted and bewilded - soon enough, you're trading in your driver's licence for a bus pass...

"Going up?" asks the cherry lipped girl in the elevator, her powdered face is crowned by a beehive hair style which oddly personifies the question. You step in and notice another occupant whose substantial mustache, blue-toned sunglasses and a pungent scent of aftershave enhances the developing confusion. As the elevator climbs, you watch the buttons light up (ting, ting, ting) and silently wonder how much caffeine the barista injected into your latte this morning.